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(chai-joo) A Jewish poem. 18 syllables of pain, suffering...and a little joy.

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  • …for Baci

    By Julie Sunday, May 5, 2019 0 Kvell, Tsuris No tags Permalink 0

    Sweet kiss, best friend Ever present Wellfleet Woods walker Baci, prince of dogs

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  • Happy Birthday Shiksa!

    By Julie Monday, August 15, 2016 0 Kvell, Shiksa No tags Permalink 1

    Happy birthday! Hugs from us both A Shiksa toast tonight!

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  • After 41 years…

    By Kathy Saturday, July 18, 2015 0 Kvetch, Naches No tags Permalink 1

    She flashes me her secret smile I kvetch nonetheless Her life with this Jew

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  • Spelling Bee

    By Kathy Saturday, July 18, 2015 0 Kvell No tags Permalink 0

    They asked for the spelling of הי I said C-H-A-I Stump the shiksa!

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  • Set for life

    By Deb Friday, July 17, 2015 0 Kvell, Naches No tags Permalink 0

    My son is a doctor. My daughter is a lawyer. I'm set for life!

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  • I’m sorry for your pain

    By Julie Friday, July 17, 2015 0 Oy! The Guilt!, Tsuris No tags Permalink 0

    Oy! Sonny, sorry for your pain. If my back didn't hurt, I would care more.

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  • Aches & Pains

    By Sonny Friday, July 17, 2015 0 Tsuris No tags Permalink 2

    My bowels are aching My knees they ache Why should that be such a surprise?

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18 Syllables That Will Bring You Closer to Heaven

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